Saturday, February 19, 2011

The Crazies Are Out

Hide your kids...hide your wife...



Please note: When dealing with a schizophrenic patient, don't assume that when he/she says something under his/her breath that he/she is talking to you.



I made the mistake of replying to my patient, "I'm sorry, I didn't understand what you said." My patient then slowly and eerily turns her head towards me and says, "HE'S GOING TO KILL YOU TOO."



My visit did not last much longer.

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